Roy Zimmerman - The Lyrics

Do the Clinton
words and music by Roy Zimmerman
© 1993, 1995 Watunes (BMI)
(From "Sing it Loud!," "Folk Heroes" [Reprise] and "The Best of the Foremen")

Come on everybody, get into the spin
Now that he's been in for however long it's been
Grin a good ol' grin, tuck in your second chin
And everybody do the Clinton

Come on and slide over to the middle
Straighten up and step light
Lean it to the left a little
Now lean a lot to the right

Come on and take a definite position
Now do a total turnabout
Shake your finger at the media
See how good they'll be to ya
Everybody do the Clinton

Come on everybody, join the promenade
When you start to fade and the public is swayed
Hustle free trade and stage a bombing raid
And everybody do the Clinton

Come on and slide over to the middle
Straighten up and step light
Lean it to the left a little
Now lean a lot to the right

Bend over makin' everybody happy
Now let the other guy lead
Try appearing Jeffersonian
Bring another crony in
Everybody do the Clinton

Now step up
Grandstand
Back down
It was harder than you planned
Do lunch
With Streisand
Shuck 'n' jive
Now jam with the band!

Come on and slide over to the middle
Straighten up and step light
Lean it to the left a little
Now lean a lot to the right

And now a little diplomatic sidestep
Stomp on the nominee
Start to feel a little ill at ease
With your own abilities
Everybody do the Clinton

Now do the old administrative shuffle
And the continental hop
Have another waffle
And try to flip your latest flop

Now hang in there and try to keep on truckin'
Take it one step at a time
Do just like your mama says
Make good on your promises
Everybody do the Clinton

Do just like your mama says
Make good on your promises
Everybody do the Clinton

Well, he either will or he
Won't, it's up to Hillary
Everybody do the Clinton

Do the Clinton, come on and do the Clinton . . .

The Best of the Foremen
I Been Singin'
Song of Many Deaths
Workin' on an MBA
Building for the Future
A-Whalin
Peace Is Out
Lazin' in the Shade
California Couldn't Pay Our Education
Godzilla Has a Midlife Crisis
Hell Froze Over Today
No Shoes
Do The Clinton
Don't Pity Me
Ain't No Liberal
Michael

Special Bonus Section
Jeeter
Shh...It Happens
My Home Town
The Greatest Los Angeles Disaster of them All
Firing the Surgeon General
The Water is Wide
The Rest of The Foremen
From "What's Left"
San Diego
What Did You Do on Election Day
My School Prayer
Three Strikes and You're Out
Uncle Sam's Lament
Who Needs Art?
Black
Hidden Agenda
Privateers of the Public Airwaves
Dear Parking Offender
Chicago (Love Song to a Democrat)

From Reprise "Folk Heroes"
Ollie, Ollie Off Scott Free
Send 'em Back
Russian Limbaugh
Everyman (for Himself)

From "Sing it Loud!"
Don't Vote
Rosty-Mon
Russian Limbaugh
Most Likely Three Strikes and You're Out

From Metaphor "Folk Heroes"
That Jesse Helms Song
Hard Time To Be A Man
Uncle Sam's Lament
Saddam Shame

Unreleased Gems
W.I.M.P.
Ain't No Left, Left
Family Values
Grandpa, Why?
The Canals of Venezia
Glory-Bound Train

Roy Solo Lyrics