Roy Zimmerman - The Lyrics

Hell Froze Over Today
words and music by Roy Zimmerman
© 1994, 1995 Watunes (BMI)
(From "Sing it Loud!," "Folk Heroes" (Reprise) and "The Best of the Foremen")

They installed a condom dispenser at the Vatican
Yasser Arafat said he'd never wear that hat again
The Germans gave every holocaust survivor a Mercedes-Benz
And the Tutsis and the Hutus made amends

Hell froze over today
And I made good on several debts I never thought I'd have to pay
They discovered Jimmy Hoffa in a houseboat on Lake Erie
Someone proved conclusively the single bullet theory... was wrong

Woody Allen walked hand in hand with Louis Farrakhan
"Face The Nation" had Cindy Crawford and Bo Derek on
They put the faces of the Chicago Seven on a first class stamp
And they finished the goddamned Robertson off ramp

Hell froze over today
And I made good on several debts I never thought I'd have to pay
They awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor to Timothy Leary
Someone proved conclusively the single bullet theory... was wrong

Uncle Sam made reparations for repressions great and small
By creating a society with liberty and dignity and equal opportunity and justice for all

Well, that "Earth Goddess" program on Channel 3 went national
Iran and Iraq became one country called Irrational
Every commuter in greater Los Angeles learned how to ride the bus
And the rich folks said, "Please tax the shit out of us."

Hell froze over today
And I made good on several debts I never thought I'd have to pay
They served something tasty and nutritious in a high school cafeteria
Someone proved conclusively the single bullet theory
Yeah, someone proved conclusively the single bullet theory... was wrong

The Best of the Foremen
I Been Singin'
Song of Many Deaths
Workin' on an MBA
Building for the Future
A-Whalin
Peace Is Out
Lazin' in the Shade
California Couldn't Pay Our Education
Godzilla Has a Midlife Crisis
Hell Froze Over Today
No Shoes
Do The Clinton
Don't Pity Me
Ain't No Liberal
Michael

Special Bonus Section
Jeeter
Shh...It Happens
My Home Town
The Greatest Los Angeles Disaster of them All
Firing the Surgeon General
The Water is Wide
The Rest of The Foremen
From "What's Left"
San Diego
What Did You Do on Election Day
My School Prayer
Three Strikes and You're Out
Uncle Sam's Lament
Who Needs Art?
Black
Hidden Agenda
Privateers of the Public Airwaves
Dear Parking Offender
Chicago (Love Song to a Democrat)

From Reprise "Folk Heroes"
Ollie, Ollie Off Scott Free
Send 'em Back
Russian Limbaugh
Everyman (for Himself)

From "Sing it Loud!"
Don't Vote
Rosty-Mon
Russian Limbaugh
Most Likely Three Strikes and You're Out

From Metaphor "Folk Heroes"
That Jesse Helms Song
Hard Time To Be A Man
Uncle Sam's Lament
Saddam Shame

Unreleased Gems
W.I.M.P.
Ain't No Left, Left
Family Values
Grandpa, Why?
The Canals of Venezia
Glory-Bound Train

Roy Solo Lyrics