Roy Zimmerman - The Lyrics

Michael
traditional, arranged by Roy Zimmerman
© 1994 Watunes (BMI)
(From "Sing it Loud!" and "The Best of the Foremen")

Michael, row your boat ashore, alleluia
Michael, row your boat ashore, alleluia

Sister, help to trim the sails, alleluia
Sister, help to trim the sails, alleluia

Michael, row your boat ashore, alleluia
Michael, row your boat ashore, alleluia

The river Jordan is deep and wide, alleluia
There's milk and honey on the other side, alleluia

Michael, row your boat ashore, alleluia
(Did you ever eat milk and honey?)
Michael, row your boat ashore, alleluia
(It's good. Tastes like chicken.)

Michael Jordan is skinny and tall, alleluia
Michael Jordan shoulda stuck to basketball, alleluia

Michael, row your boat ashore, alleluia
Michael, row your boat ashore, alleluia

(spoken)
We hope we've changed your lives forever... made you into more decent and morally upright citizens of the free world. Failing that, we hope you paid to get in. The Folk Era was a special time in America, a time of innocence, when people sang Kumbaya and really meant it. When banjo music got airplay and Burl Ives had groupies. No one knows what caused the folk era, and scientists are studying what can be done to prevent it from ever happening again. But in the meantime, think globally and act locally. Or think and act glocally. Keep the wind in your hair and the government out of your bedroom, remember to tip your waitress over, and join us in one final, rousing chorus, just as if you knew what it meant...

Michael, row your boat ashore, alleluia
Michael, row your boat ashore, alleluia

Michael, row your boat ashore, alleluia
Michael, row your boat ashore, alleluia

The Best of the Foremen
I Been Singin'
Song of Many Deaths
Workin' on an MBA
Building for the Future
A-Whalin
Peace Is Out
Lazin' in the Shade
California Couldn't Pay Our Education
Godzilla Has a Midlife Crisis
Hell Froze Over Today
No Shoes
Do The Clinton
Don't Pity Me
Ain't No Liberal
Michael

Special Bonus Section
Jeeter
Shh...It Happens
My Home Town
The Greatest Los Angeles Disaster of them All
Firing the Surgeon General
The Water is Wide
The Rest of The Foremen
From "What's Left"
San Diego
What Did You Do on Election Day
My School Prayer
Three Strikes and You're Out
Uncle Sam's Lament
Who Needs Art?
Black
Hidden Agenda
Privateers of the Public Airwaves
Dear Parking Offender
Chicago (Love Song to a Democrat)

From Reprise "Folk Heroes"
Ollie, Ollie Off Scott Free
Send 'em Back
Russian Limbaugh
Everyman (for Himself)

From "Sing it Loud!"
Don't Vote
Rosty-Mon
Russian Limbaugh
Most Likely Three Strikes and You're Out

From Metaphor "Folk Heroes"
That Jesse Helms Song
Hard Time To Be A Man
Uncle Sam's Lament
Saddam Shame

Unreleased Gems
W.I.M.P.
Ain't No Left, Left
Family Values
Grandpa, Why?
The Canals of Venezia
Glory-Bound Train

Roy Solo Lyrics