Roy Zimmerman - The Lyrics

Intelligent Design
words and music © by Roy Zimmerman

When we said No Child Left Behind
Baghdad was what we had in mind
So we devised a standard test
To tell the brightest and the whitest
From the rest

Weíre cutting luxuries like teachers, books and tutors
To make things easier for disadvantaged, underprivileged military recruiters

And you say thatís stupid
That's really stupid
Yeah, you say that's ignorant, insane and asinine

And yeah, itís stupid
I say youíre right, itís stupid
Itís really, really stupid by Intelligent Design

We wonít let Grandma smoke a doob
So we sedate her through a tube
Weíve got to fight a War on Drugs
We canít have Grandma walkiní Ďround
Giving hugs

And so weíre cracking down on cancer-stricken stoners
To save America for poor, defenseless pharmaceutical corporation owners

And you say thatís stupid
That's really stupid
Yeah, you say that's ignorant, insane and asinine

And yeah, itís stupid
I say youíre right, itís stupid
Itís really, really stupid by Intelligent Design

Now, global warming is a myth
Enviro-nazis bug us with
We caused Kyoto disaccord
Now only people on the board can afford
To return to the Ninth Ward

We drop the ball
And make another bonehead call
And pat each other on our backs
And cut each otherís income tax

Then we say oops
And lose another thousand troops
And call another photo op
And drop another malaprop

And every time it looks like hell for us
It somehow works out well for us

And you say thatís stupid
Itís really, really stupid
Itís ignorant, insane and asinine

And yeah, itís stupid
I say youíre right, itís stupid
Itís really, really stupid by Intelligent Design

It's dumber than a doorknob by Intelligent Design

Faulty Intelligence
Hello, NSA
Chickenhawk
Glory Bound Train #1
That Is the War on Terror
Creation Science 101
Abstain With Me
Defenders of Marriage
Glory Bound Train #2
Intelligent Design
CIDIATFBI
My Conservative Girlfriend
Ingles
When the Saints Go Marching
  In to New Orleans

Glory Bound Train #3
America

Bonus Tracks:
Saddam Shame
Turn Off The Hubble
Glory Bound Train (full song)