Ain't No Left, Left
words and music by Roy Zimmerman
© 1994 Watunes
(an Unreleased Gem)

There ain't no Left left
There's only the Right left
There's only the Right and further right
(Only the Right and further right)
And further right and further right
(And further right and further right)
The Left is right bereft
And only the Right is left

(Left, left right left)

The Democrats are changing hats
And talkin' tough on crime
There on the corner preaching scorn
Or else they're doing time

There ain't no Left left
There's only the Right left
There's only the Right and further right
(Only the Right and further right)
And further right and further right
(And further right and further right)
The Left is right bereft
And only the Right is left

Minority rights
(Left out)
Labor rights
(Left out)
Women's rights
(Ya gotta be kidding
1 2 ... 3 4)

Okay, here's the part of the song where we all try to march on one foot
Ready?
And ... Right, right, right, right
Right, right, right, right, right ....

What happened to the Hippies who
Were in to Socialism?
They got too mellow
And they fell over into the schism

There ain't no Left left
There's only the Right left
There's only the Right and further right
(Only the Right and further right)
And further right and Hitler Lite
(And further right and Hitler Lite)
The Left is right bereft
And only the Right is left
(The Left is right bereft
And only the Right is left)

Right!