Dear Parking Offender
words and music by Roy Zimmerman
© 1996 Watunes (BMI)
(From "What's Left")

Dear Parking Offender,
We have reviewed your appeal
Of the above-referenced citation
And found it not
Worth squat.

Please remit the past-due fine,
The late payment fee
And three of your fingers
Upon receipt of which we will forthwith
Release your mother.