​VOTE REPUBLICAN

words and music
copyright © 2008 by
Roy Zimmerman and Melanie Harby

Offshore drilling is completely safe
You’re getting sleepy
Tax cut for the rich create new jobs
You’re getting sleepy

Financial institutions will police themselves
And illegal aliens are stealing all your pens
Now when I count to three and snap my fingers
You’ll awake refreshed and Vote Republican

White people are the real victims of racism
You’re getting sleepy
Fox News is fair and balanced
Sleepy

Health care is a privilege and not a right
We can work together to wipe out the middle class
Now when I count to three and snap my fingers
You’ll awake confused and Vote Republican

I’m not saying Barack Obama is a foriegn-born, Islamist puppy-eater
I’m not saying that
I’m saying, “You decide”

There’s no evidence to suggest that Nancy Pelosi is a thousand-year-old Nazi vampire
But that’s what I heard
Somebody said that
It was me

Democrats want to put you in a re-education camp
And kill your grandma and bring Stalin back to life
Now when I count to three and snap my fing-- 
Republican

Ooo
Government is the problem
Ooo
Vote for us and we’ll prove it

John Boehner uses no tanning products
Sleepy
Mitt Romney is a regular guy
So sleepy

Sarah Palin is a real … anything
Ronald Reagan!
Sleepy, sleepy

So when I turn the Washington Mall into a private putting green
You’ll Vote Republican
And when I turn Social Security over to a bunch of drunken day traders
You’ll Vote Republican

And when I drag the nation through eight years of carnage and incompetence
And leave the place a bigger mess than Lindsey Lohan’s trailer
Then blame the Democrats for cleaning up too slow

You will awake confused, refreshed, somewhat paranoid
And you’ll remember nothing

And Vote Republican
You’re getting sleepy
Vote Republican
And somewhat sheepy

Repubican
Lulla-baaaaaa

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