BURN GOODY CLINTON!
words and music
copyright © 2008 by
Roy Zimmerman and Melanie Harby
copyright © 2008 by
Roy Zimmerman and Melanie Harby
They put Satan on the ballot as a bait-n’-switch
‘Cause it isn’t Satan’s name, but that of Satan’s witch
And we know it takes a village for to pillory
Hillary
Goody Clinton
Yes, we know she’s evil for she has a uterus
And she’s sure to use her sorcery to neuter us
So good men, let’s send her straight-way to the Grillery
Hillary
Goody Clinton
Burn Goody Clinton, burn!
For we’ve all seen her spurn
The apron and the churn
And she isn’t gonna sink when we dunk her in the drink
So, burn Goody Clinton, burn!
Oh, what a snap it'll be
To prove she is a witch, and with a capital B
For where a man might be ambitious, she is uppity
And where a man might be assertive, she is shrill
Where a man might have a plan, she has a necromantic scheme
Men are sensitive, she’s soft
Men are rugged, she’s ill-coiffed
Men are steadfast, she is filled with ill Hill will.
Well, a woman who is competent - men, that’s blasphemy
And I needn’t say, she’s not the kind of lass for me
And she’s not a good influence on poor Bill or e-
Ven Chelsey
Hillary
“Goodwife” Clinton
Burn Goody Clinton, burn!
She’s far from taciturn
Which causes us concern
And she isn’t gonna sink
When we dunk her in the drink
So a better way to try ‘er
Is to toss her on the pyre
And the only way that she’d
Be converted is to feed
the infern...o
Burn, oh...
Burn Goody Clinton, burn!
‘Cause it isn’t Satan’s name, but that of Satan’s witch
And we know it takes a village for to pillory
Hillary
Goody Clinton
Yes, we know she’s evil for she has a uterus
And she’s sure to use her sorcery to neuter us
So good men, let’s send her straight-way to the Grillery
Hillary
Goody Clinton
Burn Goody Clinton, burn!
For we’ve all seen her spurn
The apron and the churn
And she isn’t gonna sink when we dunk her in the drink
So, burn Goody Clinton, burn!
Oh, what a snap it'll be
To prove she is a witch, and with a capital B
For where a man might be ambitious, she is uppity
And where a man might be assertive, she is shrill
Where a man might have a plan, she has a necromantic scheme
Men are sensitive, she’s soft
Men are rugged, she’s ill-coiffed
Men are steadfast, she is filled with ill Hill will.
Well, a woman who is competent - men, that’s blasphemy
And I needn’t say, she’s not the kind of lass for me
And she’s not a good influence on poor Bill or e-
Ven Chelsey
Hillary
“Goodwife” Clinton
Burn Goody Clinton, burn!
She’s far from taciturn
Which causes us concern
And she isn’t gonna sink
When we dunk her in the drink
So a better way to try ‘er
Is to toss her on the pyre
And the only way that she’d
Be converted is to feed
the infern...o
Burn, oh...
Burn Goody Clinton, burn!
