DICK CHENEY
words and music
copyright © 2002 by
Roy Zimmerman
copyright © 2002 by
Roy Zimmerman
When I first saw him in his briefs on CNN
I knew that he was not like ordinary men
Head over heels I fell for his shuck and jive
Dick Cheney, ain’t he the sexiest man alive?
He’s like a barrel of oil, he’s crude and yet refined
He makes me feel like I’ve been wined, dined and strip mined
His heart is broken, but I know he’ll survive
Dick Cheney, ain’t he the sexiest man alive?
The briefcase, the trench coat, the superspy stylin’
You tell him, “Honey smile,” he says, “I AM smilin’”
He’s carefree, he’s harifree, you get the idea
He’s got a good case of Sean Conner-ria
I want to hear him whisper in that monotone,
“Why don’t we go do some exploratory drilling of our own?”
Get lubricated and go out for a drive
Dick Cheney, ain’t he
Beautiful and brainy
Second only to Saddam Hussein he’s
The sexiest man…
Oh man alive
And he’s so low-key
I knew that he was not like ordinary men
Head over heels I fell for his shuck and jive
Dick Cheney, ain’t he the sexiest man alive?
He’s like a barrel of oil, he’s crude and yet refined
He makes me feel like I’ve been wined, dined and strip mined
His heart is broken, but I know he’ll survive
Dick Cheney, ain’t he the sexiest man alive?
The briefcase, the trench coat, the superspy stylin’
You tell him, “Honey smile,” he says, “I AM smilin’”
He’s carefree, he’s harifree, you get the idea
He’s got a good case of Sean Conner-ria
I want to hear him whisper in that monotone,
“Why don’t we go do some exploratory drilling of our own?”
Get lubricated and go out for a drive
Dick Cheney, ain’t he
Beautiful and brainy
Second only to Saddam Hussein he’s
The sexiest man…
Oh man alive
And he’s so low-key
