F*ING FOR CHASTITY

words and music
copyright © 1991 by
Roy Zimmerman

They say that fighting a war for peace
Is like fucking for chastity
And I don’t why

Because fighting a war for peace
Seems like a bad idea
But fucking for chastity
Is worth a try

So let’s all fuck for chastity
Just to see if it works
And if it doesn’t work let’s try it again

Yeah, let’s all fuck for chastity
And screw the war for peace
And get equal coverage on Showtime and CNN

They say that eating a lamb for vegetarianism
Is like bombing for disarmament
Is like playing Super Mario to get your math homework done

Is like installing puppet regime for democracy
Is like bowling for poetry
Is like ridding the world of international terrorism
By engaging in international terrorism

So let’s all fuck for chastity
And for Sonny and Cher
And if it doesn’t work, let’s do it anyways

Yeah, let’s all schtup for celibacy
And screw the war for peace
And do unto ourselves…
What the current administration…
Is doing to us already in so many ways

Come on people now

"F*ing For Chastity" is on the album SECURITY, available as a CD, as a digital download and as a part of the Complete Collection.

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