F*ING FOR CHASTITY
words and music
copyright © 1991 by
Roy Zimmerman
copyright © 1991 by
Roy Zimmerman
They say that fighting a war for peace
Is like fucking for chastity
And I don’t why
Because fighting a war for peace
Seems like a bad idea
But fucking for chastity
Is worth a try
So let’s all fuck for chastity
Just to see if it works
And if it doesn’t work let’s try it again
Yeah, let’s all fuck for chastity
And screw the war for peace
And get equal coverage on Showtime and CNN
They say that eating a lamb for vegetarianism
Is like bombing for disarmament
Is like playing Super Mario to get your math homework done
Is like installing puppet regime for democracy
Is like bowling for poetry
Is like ridding the world of international terrorism
By engaging in international terrorism
So let’s all fuck for chastity
And for Sonny and Cher
And if it doesn’t work, let’s do it anyways
Yeah, let’s all schtup for celibacy
And screw the war for peace
And do unto ourselves…
What the current administration…
Is doing to us already in so many ways
Come on people now
Is like fucking for chastity
And I don’t why
Because fighting a war for peace
Seems like a bad idea
But fucking for chastity
Is worth a try
So let’s all fuck for chastity
Just to see if it works
And if it doesn’t work let’s try it again
Yeah, let’s all fuck for chastity
And screw the war for peace
And get equal coverage on Showtime and CNN
They say that eating a lamb for vegetarianism
Is like bombing for disarmament
Is like playing Super Mario to get your math homework done
Is like installing puppet regime for democracy
Is like bowling for poetry
Is like ridding the world of international terrorism
By engaging in international terrorism
So let’s all fuck for chastity
And for Sonny and Cher
And if it doesn’t work, let’s do it anyways
Yeah, let’s all schtup for celibacy
And screw the war for peace
And do unto ourselves…
What the current administration…
Is doing to us already in so many ways
Come on people now