GODZILLA HAS A MIDLIFE CRISIS
words and music
copyright © 1991 by
Roy Zimmerman
copyright © 1991 by
Roy Zimmerman
What am I doing with my life
Now that I’ve hit the Big Four-Oh?
I trampled every town I’ve been in
Crushed the tiny rooftops in an’
Now there’s no place left to go
I sw my analyst this morning, I wept openly and freely
I said, ”Doc, who am I really?
Just an overweight chameleon who’se had his career
S’been a monstrous year
What am I doing with my life?
Can’t even hold a steady job
I’m working every other summer
Then I hit the skids and bum around
With Mothra and The Blob
I need to boost my TVQ according to my agent, Herschel
Do a Rogaine infomercial
Or a Donohue, or worse, you’ll see me stomping through Lear
S’been a monstrous year
I miss the days or raining fire over Tokyo
Now they tell me that’s too hokey, oh what do they know?
I miss my dad - I never told him that I loved him
Guess I never should have shoved him into that volcano
Oh God, I’m messing up my life
Who’d have believed it in my youth
Now that I’ve hit the Big Four-Oh?
I trampled every town I’ve been in
Crushed the tiny rooftops in an’
Now there’s no place left to go
I sw my analyst this morning, I wept openly and freely
I said, ”Doc, who am I really?
Just an overweight chameleon who’se had his career
S’been a monstrous year
What am I doing with my life?
Can’t even hold a steady job
I’m working every other summer
Then I hit the skids and bum around
With Mothra and The Blob
I need to boost my TVQ according to my agent, Herschel
Do a Rogaine infomercial
Or a Donohue, or worse, you’ll see me stomping through Lear
S’been a monstrous year
I miss the days or raining fire over Tokyo
Now they tell me that’s too hokey, oh what do they know?
I miss my dad - I never told him that I loved him
Guess I never should have shoved him into that volcano
Oh God, I’m messing up my life
Who’d have believed it in my youth
