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HELL FROZE OVER TODAY
words and music
copyright © 1992 by
Roy Zimmerman
They installed a condom dispenser at the Vatican
Yasser Arafat said he’s never wear that hat agan
The Germans gave every Holocaust survivor a Mercedes Benz
And the Tutsis and the Hutus made amends

    Hell froze over today
    And I made good on several debts I never thought I’d have to pay
    They discovered Jimmy Hoffa in a houseboat on Lake Eerie
    Someone proved conclusively the Single Bullet Theory…
    Was wrong

Woody Allen walked hand in hand with Louis Farrakhan
Face the Nation had Cindy Crawford and Bo Derek on
They put the faces of the Chicago Seven on a first class stamp
And they finished the goddamn Robertson offramp

    Hell froze over today
    And I made good on several debts I never thought I’d have to pay
    They award the Congressional Medal of Honor to Timothy Leary
    Someone proved conclusively the Single Bullet Theory…
    Was wrong

Uncle Sam made reparations for repressions great and small
By creating a society with liberty and dignity and equal opportunity
And justice for all

Well, that earth goddess program on channel three went national
Iran and Iraq became one country called Irrational
Every commuter in greater Los Angeles learned how to ride the bus
And the rich folks said, “Please tax the shit out of us!”

    Hell froze over today
    And I made good on several debts I never thought I’d have to pay
    They served something tasty and nutritious in a high school cafeteria
    Someone proved conclusively the Single Bullet Theory…
    
    Yeah, someone proved conclusively the Single Bullet Theory…
    Was wrong


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