HELLO, NSA
words and music
copyright © 2005 by
Roy Zimmerman
copyright © 2005 by
Roy Zimmerman
Hello, NSA
I just called you to say
I love you because you
Really listen
Now when I’m on the phone
Well, I never feel alone
‘Cause you’re out there with your headphones
And you really listen
(spoken)
I know you’ll take my call
‘Cause you care enough to take ‘em all
And you’re fighting freedom here at home
So we don’t have to fight it over there
Now, my own sweet Marie never listens to me
I can’t even get through to my mama
But you listen so well to the secrets I tell
Guess that’s how Obama got Osama
NSA, listen please
While I order extra cheese
I love you ‘cause you’re out there
Here’s how I know
Not a stain on a dress, but a leak nonetheless tells me so
So hello
