HULA YULE
words and music
copyright © 2005 by
Roy Zimmerman and Melanie Harby
copyright © 2005 by
Roy Zimmerman and Melanie Harby
It's a Hula Yule
On North Pole Island
The sun is setting on the rising seas
While the globe is warming by degrees
The elves are singing Beach Boy harmonies
And surfing the Alaskan Pipeline
It's not cold, just cool
So stay a while and
Hula on a beach of melting ice
In a polar paradise
Santa smokes a pipe of greenhouse gas
Gently swaying in a skirt of grass
He tells a story with a swish of his ass
All about the acid reindeer
He's a fossil fool
Who'll wear a smile and
Wave a wicki wacky hula hand
In a winter wonderland
Once, he packed his rig and round the world he'd go
Now he roasts a pig and hollers Ho Ho Don Ho
It's a Hula Yule
On North Pole Island
So hula on a beach of melting ice
In a polar paradise
Warmly wobbling from side to side
In the rising Christmas tide
On North Pole Island
The sun is setting on the rising seas
While the globe is warming by degrees
The elves are singing Beach Boy harmonies
And surfing the Alaskan Pipeline
It's not cold, just cool
So stay a while and
Hula on a beach of melting ice
In a polar paradise
Santa smokes a pipe of greenhouse gas
Gently swaying in a skirt of grass
He tells a story with a swish of his ass
All about the acid reindeer
He's a fossil fool
Who'll wear a smile and
Wave a wicki wacky hula hand
In a winter wonderland
Once, he packed his rig and round the world he'd go
Now he roasts a pig and hollers Ho Ho Don Ho
It's a Hula Yule
On North Pole Island
So hula on a beach of melting ice
In a polar paradise
Warmly wobbling from side to side
In the rising Christmas tide
