INTELLIGENT DESIGN
words and music
copyright © 2006 by
Roy Zimmerman
copyright © 2006 by
Roy Zimmerman
When we said No Child Left Behind
Bagdad was what he had in mind
So we devised a standard test
To tell the brightest - that is, the whitest
From the rest
We’re cutting luxuries like teachers, books and tutors
To make things easier for disadvantaged, underpriveleged military recruiters
And you say that’s stupid
It’s really, really stupid
It’s ignorant, insane and asinine
And yeah, it’s stupid
I say you’re right, it’s stupid
It’s really, really stupid by Intelligent Design
We won’t let Grandma smoke a doob
So we sedate her through a tube
We’ve got to fight a War on Drugs
We can’t have Grandma walkin’ ‘round
Giving hugs
And so we’re cracking down on cancer-stricken stoners
To save America for poor, defenseless pharmaceutical corporation owners
And you say that’s stupid
It’s really, really stupid
It’s ignorant, insane and asinine
And yeah, it’s stupid
I say you’re right, it’s stupid
It’s really, really stupid by Intelligent Design
Now, global warming is a myth
Enviro-nazis bug us with
We caused Kyoto disaccord
Now only people on the board can afford
To return to the Ninth Ward
We drop the ball
And make another bonehead call
And pat each other on our backs
And cut each other’s income tax
Then we say oops
And lose another thousand troops
And call another photo op
And drop another malaprop
And every time it looks like hell for us
It somehow works out well for us
And you say that’s stupid
It’s really, really stupid
It’s ignorant, insane and asinine
And yeah, it’s stupid
I say you’re right, it’s stupid
It’s really, really stupid by Intelligent Design
It's dumber than a doorknob by Intelligent Design
Bagdad was what he had in mind
So we devised a standard test
To tell the brightest - that is, the whitest
From the rest
We’re cutting luxuries like teachers, books and tutors
To make things easier for disadvantaged, underpriveleged military recruiters
And you say that’s stupid
It’s really, really stupid
It’s ignorant, insane and asinine
And yeah, it’s stupid
I say you’re right, it’s stupid
It’s really, really stupid by Intelligent Design
We won’t let Grandma smoke a doob
So we sedate her through a tube
We’ve got to fight a War on Drugs
We can’t have Grandma walkin’ ‘round
Giving hugs
And so we’re cracking down on cancer-stricken stoners
To save America for poor, defenseless pharmaceutical corporation owners
And you say that’s stupid
It’s really, really stupid
It’s ignorant, insane and asinine
And yeah, it’s stupid
I say you’re right, it’s stupid
It’s really, really stupid by Intelligent Design
Now, global warming is a myth
Enviro-nazis bug us with
We caused Kyoto disaccord
Now only people on the board can afford
To return to the Ninth Ward
We drop the ball
And make another bonehead call
And pat each other on our backs
And cut each other’s income tax
Then we say oops
And lose another thousand troops
And call another photo op
And drop another malaprop
And every time it looks like hell for us
It somehow works out well for us
And you say that’s stupid
It’s really, really stupid
It’s ignorant, insane and asinine
And yeah, it’s stupid
I say you’re right, it’s stupid
It’s really, really stupid by Intelligent Design
It's dumber than a doorknob by Intelligent Design
