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JOEL OSTEEN
"Jolene"
words and music by Dolly Parton
​parody lyrics byRoy Zimmerman and Melanie Harby
Joel Osteen, Joel Osteen, Joel Osteen, Joel Osteen!
They’re begging you to help your fellow man

Joel Osteen, Joel Osteen, Joel Osteen, Joel Osteen!

But you won’t help ‘em even though you can


Now Houston had a mighty flood

But somehow, it’s your name that’s Mud

‘cause you just want to keep your carpets clean


You swore that there was no access

To your door, and you’re right I guess

‘cause you made sure you kept it locked, Osteen

You offered ‘em your pious prayers

But your prayers couldn’t answer theirs

They needed basic shelter and hygiene


And even when you let ‘em in

How long was it before begin-

Ning to pass the collection plate, Osteen?


Joel Osteen, Joel Osteen, Joel Osteen, Joel Osteen!

You preach about the Good Samaritan

Joel Osteen, Joel Osteen, Joel Osteen, Joel Osteen!

But you won’t help ‘em even though you can


Your mansion is a testament

To living like the one percent

With marble tiles and and pools of emerald green


Your smile is white beyond compare

You’re even slicker than your hair

Your suits are so expensive, it’s obscene

If you were back in Bethlehem

You’d be the one rejecting them

Yeah, “Take a hike” that’s what you’d say Osteen


Joel Osteen, Joel Osteen, Joel Osteen, Joel Osteen!

It’s what you call the gospel of prosperity

Joel Osteen, Joel Osteen, Joel Osteen, Joel Osteen!

What do they think this is, some kind of charity?


You would have had a selfless attitude

​But no one asked you to…
‘cept Jesus, dude


"Joel Osteen" is on the album RIZE UP, available as a CD, as a digital download and as part of the Complete Collection. 
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