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LIMBAUGH (HOW LOW CAN YOU GO?)
words and music
​copyright © 2008
by Roy Zimmerman

​I’m your biggest Dittohead
I say everything you said
When you die, then I’ll be dead
But I’ll still listen, no one can stop me

When you talk, I get a rush
I tell everybody, “Shush”
They all say I’ve got a crush
Like I’d have if you were atop me

You inspire me to quit Jiffy Lube and to go be a
Syndicated spokesman for uninformed xenophobia

    Limbaugh!
    How low can you go?
    Limbaugh!
    How hard can you blow?

Tell me cows cause air pollution
Tell me Hillary’s Venusian
Tell me you wrote the Constitution
I’ll believe it all, ‘cause you said it

Tell me Democrats are traitors
Tell me Greens are alligators
Tell me how to get a girlfriend...oops
I’ve just got to learn to self-edit

Oh, and thanks for teaching me how to cleverly dodge any
Inconvenient questions of racism and misogyny

    Limbaugh!
    Always lowering the bar
    Limbaugh!
    The question is when are
    You gonna lower it too far?

Limbaugh lower, now!

"Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society." 

Limbaugh lower!

"The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies."

Limbaugh lower!

"The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them."

You don’t want me listening to those Liberals, so I don’t
I got lots of thoughts of my own... No, I don’t

    Limbaugh!
    How low can you go?
    Limbaugh!
    How hard can you blow?

    Limbaugh!
    You know it makes me wonder
    Limbaugh!
    How you gonna go under?

    With a straw dog as your guide
    And your red herring by your side
    Well, your mind is open wide
    And by “mind” I guess I meant “pie hole”


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