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MY CONSERVATIVE GIRLFRIEND
words and music
copyright © 1995 by
Roy Zimmerman
She’s a real Type A
And she’s over-insured
Her favorite castaway
Is Thurston Howell the Third

She doesn’t like big government, so it’s no surprise
I can be her lover ‘long as I downsize

My Conservative Girlfriend
Got a tiny little heart full of pas….sion
My Conservative Girlfriend
Every Friday we go Liberal-bashin’


She’s got the Supreme Court (Supreme Court)
Tattooed on her bum (...tooed on her bum)
Beside and autographed port… (Autographed portrait)
Of Donald Rum … sfeld

And from the day I checked her out from front to back
I knew her private sector could take up the slack

My Conservative Girlfriend
Got a tiny little heart full of pas….sion
My Con...servative Girlfriend
Every weekend we go wilderness trashin’

Oh baby. I close my eyes and I can see you ordering breakfast.
You’re having the spotted-owl omelet … whites only.
Come on, baby, raise my interest rate, bust my union, light my library fire

She only deals in quality narcotics and guns
Got a Mexican wallet made from real Mexicans

My Conservative Girlfriend
Got a tiny little heart full of passion
My Conservative Girlfriend
Her white collar and her red neck are clashin’

My Conservative Girlfriend
I think she’s looking for a good tongue-lashin’
My Conservative Girlfriend
Every summer we go wilderness trashin’


"My Conservative Girlfriend" is on the two-album release THIS MACHINE:THE BEST OF ROY ZIMMERMAN and on the album FAULTY INTELLIGENCE, available as a CD, as a digital download and as part of the Complete Collection.
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