NORWEDISH HATE ANTHEM

words and music
copyright © 2003 by
Roy Zimmerman

You use too much salt in your lutefisk
Your lefse has too many lumps
You never neuter your elk hounds
You never groom your ski jumps

Your queen has a wart on her forehead
Your king is too fond of his mead
I hate you, you filthy Norwegian
I hate you, you miserable Swede

Ja?
Sure!

I hate you, I hate you
I hate you, I hate you
I hate you, I hate you so much

I hate you,  I hate you,
And we hate each other
Almost as much as we both hate the Danes!

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