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​OL' MAN FIBBER
"Ol' Man River"
music by Jerome Kern, lyrics by Oscar Hammerstein
​parody lyrics by Roy Zimmerman and Melanie Harby
There's an old man name of Mitch McConnell
That's the old man we don't want to see.

What does he care if our health ain't covered?

What does he care 'bout our misery?


Old Man Fibber

That Old Man Fibber

He says it’s Health care

He knows it’s wealth care

But Old Man Fibber

He keeps on rolling the con


He don't like workers

He don't like renters

He likes them tax cuts

For one-percenters

But old Man Fibber

He keeps on rolling the con


You and me, we sneeze and cough

Had some health insurance, but we got kicked off

If we should die before we wake

'least we know we’re dying for some billionaire’s sake

I hope that Mitch has 
A good physician

‘cause heartlessness

Is a bad condition

But Old Man Fibber

He keeps on rolling the con


Now it’s even worse thanks to Senator Mitch

Don’t get sick, and don’t get old

The ACA’s been McCornholed


Kept it quiet to pass it quicker

The rich get richer, the poor get sicker

But Old Man Fibber

Could not be glibber

A bad ad-libber

Who tends toward gibber...ish


Old Man Fibber

He keeps on rolling the con

​
"Ol' Man Fibber" is on the album RIZE UP, available as a CD, as a digital download and as part of the Complete Collection. 
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