PIXIE MAN
PIXIE MAN
words and music Public Domain
parody lyrics by Roy Zimmerman and Melanie Harby
parody lyrics by Roy Zimmerman and Melanie Harby
He testifies with a mouth of cotton
That he don’t know, or he’s forgotten
Look away, look away
Look away Pixie Man
He says that he never met no Russians
‘cept for one, uh, two, er, three discussions
Look away, look away
Look away Pixie Man
Let’s hear it for Jeff Sessions
Hooray! Hooray!
When Pixie Man, he takes the stand
Them southern lawyer tricks he
Will play, and sway us all with his digressions
He left Trump with the FBI Director
Yeah, that could have been correct-er
Look away, get away
Slip away Pixie Man
Recused himself, but then he fired Comey
He says, “Yeah, I did, so blow me”
Walk away, slip away
Skulk away Pixie Man
Let’s hear it for Jeff Sessions
Hooray! Hooray!
His best defense, just like Mike Pence
Is make sure nothin’ sticks, he
Won’t say "Yay" or "Nay"
He don’t make no concessions
The president mistreats him
And that’s a real outrage
But he will not abandon his plan
To round up all the brown babies
And put ‘em in a cage
Commandeer ‘em, and disappear ‘em
Says Pixie Man
He dearly hopes the president will save
But he means President Jeff Davis
Look away, look away
Faint away Pixie Man
So call him Jeff Secessions
Hooray, Hooray
Jeff Beauregard has no regard
For civil politics, he
Will look away, Look away from voting rights suppressions
Look away, look away from racial retrogressions
Look away from presidential indiscretions
That he don’t know, or he’s forgotten
Look away, look away
Look away Pixie Man
He says that he never met no Russians
‘cept for one, uh, two, er, three discussions
Look away, look away
Look away Pixie Man
Let’s hear it for Jeff Sessions
Hooray! Hooray!
When Pixie Man, he takes the stand
Them southern lawyer tricks he
Will play, and sway us all with his digressions
He left Trump with the FBI Director
Yeah, that could have been correct-er
Look away, get away
Slip away Pixie Man
Recused himself, but then he fired Comey
He says, “Yeah, I did, so blow me”
Walk away, slip away
Skulk away Pixie Man
Let’s hear it for Jeff Sessions
Hooray! Hooray!
His best defense, just like Mike Pence
Is make sure nothin’ sticks, he
Won’t say "Yay" or "Nay"
He don’t make no concessions
The president mistreats him
And that’s a real outrage
But he will not abandon his plan
To round up all the brown babies
And put ‘em in a cage
Commandeer ‘em, and disappear ‘em
Says Pixie Man
He dearly hopes the president will save
But he means President Jeff Davis
Look away, look away
Faint away Pixie Man
So call him Jeff Secessions
Hooray, Hooray
Jeff Beauregard has no regard
For civil politics, he
Will look away, Look away from voting rights suppressions
Look away, look away from racial retrogressions
Look away from presidential indiscretions
