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REAL AMERICA
words and music
​copyright © 2009

by Roy Zimmerman


There’s a place called Real America
I heard about it from a rich politician

It magically appears

Especially in election years


Life is good in Real America

It’s like living with a thousand Sarah Palins

Stroll Main Street hand in hand

And take a right to Fantasyland

    Let’s go to Real America
    Happy Meal America
    Where we can be proud we don’t talk well


    Meet me in Real America

    US Steel America

    At the corner of Norman and Rockwell


Things are real in Real America
Doot doot, doo dee doo doo dee doot
And down is up and Joe the Pumber is a genius

Doot doot, doo dee doo doo dee doot


They’ve got just two stop lights

And no one steals, and no one fights

For civil rights


    Let’s go to Real America

    Oldsmobile America

    Shove the kids in the back seat and bring ‘em...


    Along to Real America

    Spin the big wheel America

    All done up in denim and gingham

I don’t know who they got there

But I can tell ya who’s not there:


Ain’t none of them Ivy League elites
Not a one of them San Francisco treats
Ain’t none of them wine and tofu snobs

Not a one of them Daily Show whack jobs


Ain’t none of them corp’rate media sluts

Not a one of them academia nuts

Ain’t none of them friggin’ Francophiles

Not a one of them New York non-Gentiles


I believe in Real America

And so I vote against my economic interest...


    Let’s go to Real America

    Deal Or No Deal America

    Can’t tell you how happy I’d be if I’d

    Get to go to Real Americ
    Norman Vincent Peale America
    Where Ronald Reagan is deified


Real America

Uh huh

Real America

Well, duh


Real America

Where no one uses profanity

Real America

​‘Cause they’re so full of Shh...ean Hannity




"Real America" is on the album REAL AMERICAN, available as a CD, as a digital download and as part of the Complete Collection.
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