THE VAGINA DIALOGUES
words and music
copyright © 2015 by
Roy Zimmerman and Melanie Harby
copyright © 2015 by
Roy Zimmerman and Melanie Harby
Mike:
Well that word is offensive
Lisa:
Well, maybe when it’s said by you
Mike:
Makes me feel hypertensive
Lisa:
You’re welcome, it’s the least I can do
Mike:
Women would behoove themselves to remove themselves
And leave their private parts in our hands
Don’t say that word
Lisa:
You mean “vagina?”
Mike:
Don’t say that word
Lisa:
You mean “vagina?”
Mike:
Don’t say that word
Lisa:
You mean “vagina?”
Mike:
Don’t say it
Lisa:
Vagina, vagina, vagina vagina!
Mike:
Not in front of a lady
Lisa:
Well Mike, you know, that’s where it IS
Mike:
It’s so low-down and shady
Lisa:
Are we having an anatomy quiz?
Mike:
If women would behave themselves, they could save themselves
The trouble they’re always giving me
Don’t say that word
Lisa:
You mean “vagina?”
Mike:
Don’t say that word
Lisa:
You mean “vagina?”
Mike:
Yes, that’s the word
Lisa:
The word “vagina?”
Mike:
Don’t say it again
Lisa:
Vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina!
What could be more lady-like?
It doesn’t really have teeth, Mike
It’s where you came from and where you wanna go
And if you can’t say vagina
If you can’t say vagina
That’s kinda gyne-
Phobic, don’t you know?
Mike:
I don’t like women cursin’
I think that it’s a gosh darn shame
I’m just that kind of a person
Lisa:
A vagina by another name
Mike:
If women could contain themselves and restrain themselves
They wouldn’t be oppressed by men
Don’t say the V-word
Lisa:
You mean “vagina?”
Mike:
Re-word the keyword
Lisa:
You mean “vagina?”
Mike:
You’re messing with my sensibilities
Lisa:
With my vagina
Mike:
You’re making me feel ill-at-ease
Lisa:
With my vagina
Mike:
Don’t say that word
Lisa:
The word “vagina?”
Mike:
Just let me handle it, dear
Lisa:
We’ll take it from here, thanks.
Well that word is offensive
Lisa:
Well, maybe when it’s said by you
Mike:
Makes me feel hypertensive
Lisa:
You’re welcome, it’s the least I can do
Mike:
Women would behoove themselves to remove themselves
And leave their private parts in our hands
Don’t say that word
Lisa:
You mean “vagina?”
Mike:
Don’t say that word
Lisa:
You mean “vagina?”
Mike:
Don’t say that word
Lisa:
You mean “vagina?”
Mike:
Don’t say it
Lisa:
Vagina, vagina, vagina vagina!
Mike:
Not in front of a lady
Lisa:
Well Mike, you know, that’s where it IS
Mike:
It’s so low-down and shady
Lisa:
Are we having an anatomy quiz?
Mike:
If women would behave themselves, they could save themselves
The trouble they’re always giving me
Don’t say that word
Lisa:
You mean “vagina?”
Mike:
Don’t say that word
Lisa:
You mean “vagina?”
Mike:
Yes, that’s the word
Lisa:
The word “vagina?”
Mike:
Don’t say it again
Lisa:
Vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina!
What could be more lady-like?
It doesn’t really have teeth, Mike
It’s where you came from and where you wanna go
And if you can’t say vagina
If you can’t say vagina
That’s kinda gyne-
Phobic, don’t you know?
Mike:
I don’t like women cursin’
I think that it’s a gosh darn shame
I’m just that kind of a person
Lisa:
A vagina by another name
Mike:
If women could contain themselves and restrain themselves
They wouldn’t be oppressed by men
Don’t say the V-word
Lisa:
You mean “vagina?”
Mike:
Re-word the keyword
Lisa:
You mean “vagina?”
Mike:
You’re messing with my sensibilities
Lisa:
With my vagina
Mike:
You’re making me feel ill-at-ease
Lisa:
With my vagina
Mike:
Don’t say that word
Lisa:
The word “vagina?”
Mike:
Just let me handle it, dear
Lisa:
We’ll take it from here, thanks.
