VOTE REPUBLICAN
(from the album "This Machine: The Best of Roy Zimmerman")

words and music
copyright © 2009
by Roy Zimmerman and Melanie Harby

White people are the real victims of racism
You’re getting sleepy
Fox News is Fair and Balanced
You’re getting sleepy

Health Care is a privilege and not a right
We can work together to wipe out the middle class
Now when I count to three and snap my fingers, you’ll awake refreshed
And vote Republican

Coal is the fuel of the future
You’re getting sleepy
Tax cuts for the rich create new jobs
You’re getting sleepy

Putting kids in cages makes us safer
And roving bands of violent neo-Nazis are good people.
Now when I count to three and snap my fingers, you’ll awake confused
And vote Republican

I'm not saying Joe Biden killed Abraham Lincoln
All I’m saying ...
Is let’s investigate

There’s no evidence to suggest that Nancy Pelosi is a thousand-year-old Bolshevik vampire
But that’s what I heard - somebody said that - it was me

Democrats want to take away your Christmas, your privacy, your truck nuts, your machine gun and your flag
Now when I count to three -- Republican

Ooo … Government is the problem
Ooo … Vote for us, and we’ll prove it
Mitch McConnell is a champion of Democracy
Trump is president!- sleepy, sleepy…


Now when I tell you up is down and black is white and day is night
You’ll vote Republican
And when I tell you that ketchup is a vegetable
You’ll vote Republican

And when I drag the nation down an existential vortex, and reduce the Constitution to a thimble full of ashes
You will awake refreshed, confused, somewhat paranoid, and you’ll remember nothing!

And vote Republican
You’re getting sleepy..
Republican...
And kind of sheepy

Republican...
Lullaby...

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