VOTE REPUBLICAN
(from the album "You're Getting Sleepy")
VOTE REPUBLICAN
(from the album "You're Getting Sleepy")
words and music
copyright © 2008 by
Roy Zimmerman and Melanie Harby
copyright © 2008 by
Roy Zimmerman and Melanie Harby
Offshore drilling is completely safe
You’re getting sleepy
Tax cut for the rich create new jobs
You’re getting sleepy
Financial institutions will police themselves
And illegal aliens are stealing all your pens
Now when I count to three and snap my fingers
You’ll awake refreshed and Vote Republican
White people are the real victims of racism
You’re getting sleepy
Fox News is fair and balanced
Sleepy
Health care is a privilege and not a right
We can work together to wipe out the middle class
Now when I count to three and snap my fingers
You’ll awake confused and Vote Republican
I’m not saying Barack Obama is a foriegn-born, Islamist puppy-eater
I’m not saying that
I’m saying, “You decide”
There’s no evidence to suggest that Nancy Pelosi is a thousand-year-old Nazi vampire
But that’s what I heard
Somebody said that
It was me
Democrats want to put you in a re-education camp
And kill your grandma and bring Stalin back to life
Now when I count to three and snap my fing--
Republican
Ooo
Government is the problem
Ooo
Vote for us and we’ll prove it
John Boehner uses no tanning products
Sleepy
Mitt Romney is a regular guy
So sleepy
Sarah Palin is a real … anything
Ronald Reagan!
Sleepy, sleepy
So when I turn the Washington Mall into a private putting green
You’ll Vote Republican
And when I turn Social Security over to a bunch of drunken day traders
You’ll Vote Republican
And when I drag the nation through eight years of carnage and incompetence
And leave the place a bigger mess than Lindsey Lohan’s trailer
Then blame the Democrats for cleaning up too slow
You will awake confused, refreshed, somewhat paranoid
And you’ll remember nothing
And Vote Republican
You’re getting sleepy
Vote Republican
And somewhat sheepy
Repubican
Lulla-baaaaaa
You’re getting sleepy
Tax cut for the rich create new jobs
You’re getting sleepy
Financial institutions will police themselves
And illegal aliens are stealing all your pens
Now when I count to three and snap my fingers
You’ll awake refreshed and Vote Republican
White people are the real victims of racism
You’re getting sleepy
Fox News is fair and balanced
Sleepy
Health care is a privilege and not a right
We can work together to wipe out the middle class
Now when I count to three and snap my fingers
You’ll awake confused and Vote Republican
I’m not saying Barack Obama is a foriegn-born, Islamist puppy-eater
I’m not saying that
I’m saying, “You decide”
There’s no evidence to suggest that Nancy Pelosi is a thousand-year-old Nazi vampire
But that’s what I heard
Somebody said that
It was me
Democrats want to put you in a re-education camp
And kill your grandma and bring Stalin back to life
Now when I count to three and snap my fing--
Republican
Ooo
Government is the problem
Ooo
Vote for us and we’ll prove it
John Boehner uses no tanning products
Sleepy
Mitt Romney is a regular guy
So sleepy
Sarah Palin is a real … anything
Ronald Reagan!
Sleepy, sleepy
So when I turn the Washington Mall into a private putting green
You’ll Vote Republican
And when I turn Social Security over to a bunch of drunken day traders
You’ll Vote Republican
And when I drag the nation through eight years of carnage and incompetence
And leave the place a bigger mess than Lindsey Lohan’s trailer
Then blame the Democrats for cleaning up too slow
You will awake confused, refreshed, somewhat paranoid
And you’ll remember nothing
And Vote Republican
You’re getting sleepy
Vote Republican
And somewhat sheepy
Repubican
Lulla-baaaaaa
